would you like your pulp free orang juice in a babies bottle you god damn child
would you like a spoon to shovel your pulp into your mouth?
see you think that this would be unappetizing to me but it honestly sounds delicious and yes i would like a spoon
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
"hey bro why you got so many pens at your house?"
“steal em from work”
“why do you steal pens from your work”
“fuckin hate capitalism bro”