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im pretty shit at blogging but like to waste time and laugh at stupid shit.

vagiskeletons:

instathug:

vagiskeletons:

would you like your pulp free orang juice in a babies bottle you god damn child

would you like a spoon to shovel your pulp into your mouth?

see you think that this would be unappetizing to me but it honestly sounds delicious and yes i would like a spoon

arcanstein:

Idk how I expected to beat that shinx

arcanstein:

Idk how I expected to beat that shinx

snail-bby:

blood falls, located on the taylor glacier in antarctica, gets its red color from the iron-laden water that turns to rust when it comes into contact with the air. source

snail-bby:

blood falls, located on the taylor glacier in antarctica, gets its red color from the iron-laden water that turns to rust when it comes into contact with the air. source

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

johnentwlstle:

msg me if u want hints

johnentwlstle:

msg me if u want hints

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

railroadsoftware:

"hey bro why you got so many pens at your house?"
“steal em from work”
“why do you steal pens from your work”
“fuckin hate capitalism bro”

frostycaptor:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

Gotta go mildly quicker.

frostycaptor:

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

Gotta go mildly quicker.

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